Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Rainbow Brite: Savior of the Universe!

This one's taking us back a bit, but I'd be remiss if I didn't share with my adoring public an extremely rare screening of RAINBOW BRITE AND THE STAR STEALER.

Yeah, sluggo, you read that correctly.

New Bev Midnight guru Phil is indeed a strange one, and I don't think that's really a revelation to either Phil himself or anyone who has spent more than 45 seconds speaking to the guy. But the brilliance of his eccentricity is that he uses his access to the screen to unearth films that have long been decomposing on the bottom of history's waste bin.

Such was the case last month when he aired this 90-minute Hallmark ad. Sound strange that a greeting-card company would produce a film to move product? It shouldn't, considering Quaker Oats did the same thing about 40 years ago to shill candy and accidentally made one of the most brilliant films ever. And don't forget that most of us were raised on a steady diet of syndicated 30-minute toy commercials.

Actor David Mendenhall participated in the hi-jinks. I'm sure the dude enjoys a fairly anonymous existance these days despite his fairly beefy resume, but he was immediately recognizable to all of us children of the '80s who packed the Beverly that night.

He mentioned he had never seen RAINBOW BRITE on the big screen before, and warned that his sister is also did some work in the film which was a little strange considering in 1985 it was very hard to distinguish between their pre-pubescent voices. Nice guy, that David Mendenhall, and quite cool to press flesh with an actor I saw a lot of in my days as a young geek. Phil plans on screening my favorite piece of Mendenhall's work next month, so hopefully he'll roll out for that one as well.


As for the film itself, well...it is what it is. To call the animation poor would be giving it far too much credit. It was a slight step up from the old "Clutch Cargo" or Marvel Comics cartoons from the '60s that featured a small moving bit laid atop mostly static images. I can't even remember much of the story, except that a spoiled space princess wanted to add Rainbow Brite's power belt or gem or something like that to her wardrobe which was causing an extended winter and severe SAD down here on Earth.

Of course Ms. Brite prevails in time to shower the planet with sunshine and rainbows, though for the life of me I can't remember how. I fully realize I'm slagging the film, but, in fact, it was misaligned in a very entertaining way, and films like this are often an experience unto themselves. Yet another entry for the geek resume.

Besides, now when someone asks, "Have you ever seen RAINBOW BRITE & THE STAR STEALER?" I can proudly answer, "Yes sir/madam, I have!"

Could happen...

CURRENTLY LISTENING: Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Eastbound and Down...

Jerry Reed, co-star of one of my most beloved films and singer/songwriter of that film's iconic and insanely catchy theme song, died today at 71.



Keep it 10-10 on the side, Snowman.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

Ultra Beatdown



As I've said before, if you don't like DragonForce then you are a waste of DNA and shut up.

I've been patiently waiting like a good, little metalhead for their new album to drop and, thankfully, the standard bearers for the "extreme power metal" movement haven't let me down.

Beatdown doesn't stray far from the formula that propelled DF's breakthrough 2006 album Inhuman Rampage. The band is very unapologetic for sticking to their guns, and, in all honesty, don't have much room for growth short of changing genres.

Like most DF fanboys, I'm here for the relentless twin-guitar assault of Sam Totman and Herman Li, but I was pleasantly surprised to find a lot of prog-rock in this 8-track shred-a-thon. Totman & Li share a bit more of the stage with keyboardist Vadim Pruzhanov, whose furious work on the synthesizer offers an nice occasional breather from the band's signature six-string shock and awe campaign.

Fortunately, though, the band holds true to its word, never straying far from their winning formula and gleefully amplifying everything the we in the mullet set dig about metal down to the superepic Dungeons-and-Dragons inspired album covers, lyrics and song titles. (Allow me to be the first to nominate "Heartbreak Armageddon" as the greatest tag ever.) And, of course, the guitars still run wild and reign surpreme.

There's much to love here, and DragonForce deserves much credit for both handling their newfound albeit modest success and for giving us fanboys everything we love about the band without simply retreading "Through the Fire and Flames" a half-dozen times on the new disc.

CURRENTLY LISTENING: Figure it out, genius...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

No, seriously...

..."Foreplay/Long Time" really is the greatest song ever. I don't know why it took me three decades to figure that out.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

The greatest song ever recorded EVER...

...is "Foreplay/Long Time" by Boston.

Just puttin' that out there.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

For adults only...

It's not really my style to put porn on my blog, but I couldn't resist this. If there are any children nearby, I'd suggest having them leave the room before you look at these next couple of photos...

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...Seriously. This is pure, unfiltered smut.

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...OK, perverts, feast your eyes on this.



This bit of pure sex is the 2008 Honda CB1000R. Honda is clearly shedding its traditionally conservative design cues and heading into Girls Gone Wild territory. Just look at those curves, that sci-fi inspired cyclops headlight and the single-sided swingarm. Imagining this thing with a coat of glossy black paint is enough to make a grown man sweat.



The object of my desire is only available to Euros right now, but someday she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.